Today I finally managed to drag my daughter Olivia kicking and screaming into town for her new school uniform! First stop New Look, they do trendy school pants but why do the black pants have either a white or pink belt? They can't wear the belt to school so what's the point! We got them anyway! Olivia spotted the most 'cool' pair of shoes - black patent with loads of buckles and 4inch stiletto heels! She actually thought she could have 'em ha ha! We fought for a while, I won ofcourse she sulked and walked 10 paces behind me for the next hour. By then I'd had enough and drove us both home.
On turning into my drive I saw that the garage door was open about six inches and smoke was pouring out! Olivia shouted fire! and we both jumped out of the car and ran to open garage door! Well once the bloody smoke had cleared there sat my idiot son Jamie and his idiot mate without a brain cell between them on a couple of deck chairs with a disposable bbq incinerating a number of unidentified frying objects! It had started raining so they decided to continue their little party undercover - why they closed the door god only knows, maybe they were trying to smoke the meat!?! Ah well they both live to cough another day!